Hmm.

So. There was a spider on my arm at work today. And I didn't know, so some guy swatted it for me.
At least, I think it was a spider.
If so, we had a shitload of spiders at work today. How strange.
They must've been disturbed.


ANYWAYS.
I was thinking: what if I ended up like spiderman?T
otally impossible, I know, I know.
I was just thinking.

But seriously, I was thinking of how annoying work could be.
And wondered if spider-like powers would benefit me at ALL in the Dari.
I came up with the conclusion that they wouldn't.
Am I right or wrong?